Comedian and Youtuber Cassady Campbell Performs Oscar-Worthy Rendition of a Triggered Woke Activist at Texas City Council Meeting

Mar 24

Mar 24 Comedian and Youtuber Cassady Campbell Performs Oscar-Worthy Rendition of a Triggered Woke Activist at Texas City Council Meeting

(Chaz Anon) Comedian and Youtuber Cassady Campbell went viral this week after a video of him trolling a city council meeting spread like wild fire.

Some of the best lines from his performance include:

“If we have a nuclear war, it would be worth it if we could save just one life – ONE LIFE” *shrieking and weeping*
“The only way to fight for our democracy is to get vaccinated while supporting Ukraine in the FIGHT.” *heavy breathing*
One of the people I look up to, who I’ve begun to LOVE, is Klaus Schwab. And he said ‘by 2030 you will own nothing and be happy.” – and I stand with him because I am not SELFISH.” *more shrieking and weeping*

Campbell really brings it home with his finale, hitting all the woke stereotypes perfectly, and in the most neurotic triggered way possible.

“My closing statement: my only regret is that I didn’t stop Brionna Taylor’s killers. I still remember it like it was yesterday, I was shopping at Target in the pride section, looking for a shirt for my six-year-old, openly gay-transgender nephew after I got off work at Starbucks, where I’m a barista. But at least I know that I was helping the LGBTQ community while Brionna Taylor was killed.”

“Every night I lay on my pillow and I pray that Dr. Fauci will make a vaccine for white supremacy. I HATE MYSELF.” he shrieked.